One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me. - Bennett Cerf
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
- Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea… - Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea…
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship. - Bennett Cerf
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. - Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost… - Bennett Cerf
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost…
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered… - Bennett Cerf
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered…
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. - Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations. - Bennett Cerf
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin… - Bennett Cerf
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin…
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