One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me. - Doug Stanhope
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
- Doug Stanhope
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. - Doug Stanhope
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. - Doug Stanhope
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t… - Doug Stanhope
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t…
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pric… - Doug Stanhope
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pric…
Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment? - Doug Stanhope
Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now … - Doug Stanhope
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now …
Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well. - Doug Stanhope
Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house? - Doug Stanhope
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
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