It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.

- Peg Bracken

How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happe…

- Peg Bracken

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

- Peg Bracken

When I finally gathered, invented, stole, simplified, borrowed, and found a publisher for a clutch of reasonably foolproof recipes, I learned I had f…

- Peg Bracken

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

- Peg Bracken

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

- Peg Bracken

Life is so very simple when you have no facts to confuse you.

- Peg Bracken

It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not…

- Peg Bracken

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

- Peg Bracken