They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. - Joe E. Lewis
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
- Joe E. Lewis
It pays to get drunk with the best people. - Joe E. Lewis
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. - Joe E. Lewis
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. - Joe E. Lewis
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E. Lewis
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E. Lewis
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. - Joe E. Lewis
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. - Joe E. Lewis
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. - Joe E. Lewis
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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