What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

- Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel Acc…

- Michael R. Burch

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

- Michael R. Burch

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his …

- Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

- Michael R. Burch

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

- Michael R. Burch

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

- Michael R. Burch

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

- Michael R. Burch

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

- Michael R. Burch