I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan. - Pat Paulsen
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
- Pat Paulsen
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not? - Pat Paulsen
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with. - Pat Paulsen
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good. - Pat Paulsen
I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not … - Pat Paulsen
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not …
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. - Pat Paulsen
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. - Pat Paulsen
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. - Pat Paulsen
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
I don't need adult supervision. - Pat Paulsen
I don't need adult supervision.
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