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I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!

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A place where we all go can't be bad.

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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

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