Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam. - Ray Stevens
If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.
- Ray Stevens
They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes. - Ray Stevens
They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. - Ray Stevens
I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business. - Ray Stevens
I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.
George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend. - Ray Stevens
George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.
People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs. - Ray Stevens
People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.
I'm a terrible trumpet player... - Ray Stevens
I'm a terrible trumpet player...
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and pu… - Ray Stevens
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and pu…
Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will. - Ray Stevens
Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.
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