I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political statements and get thrown off the stage, but the last great political statement, I think, was when Michael Moore started raging against Bush a few years back. Everybody booed him, even though I can't imagine Hollywood booing a guy who's bashing Bush. That was the last great spontaneous moment on The Oscars.
They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel t… - Joe Bob Briggs
They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel t…
- Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. - Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political sta… - Joe Bob Briggs
I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political sta…
The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our … - Joe Bob Briggs
The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our …
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. - Joe Bob Briggs
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America. - Joe Bob Briggs
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
It's not a crime to get drunk. - Joe Bob Briggs
It's not a crime to get drunk.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? - Joe Bob Briggs
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, … - Joe Bob Briggs
The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, …
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