Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Andy Rooney's Popular Quotes

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v…

- Andy Rooney

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

- Andy Rooney

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

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It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

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Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee…

- Andy Rooney

Being kind is more important than being right.

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I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

- Andy Rooney

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

- Andy Rooney