If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

- Moe Howard

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

- Moe Howard

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

- Moe Howard

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to b…

- Moe Howard

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

- Moe Howard

Shut up and say something.

- Moe Howard

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

- Moe Howard

Only fools are positive.

- Moe Howard