Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to churc…

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin