I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be.

- Steve Burns

The best traders I know are also the most humble people I know, coincidence? Or has the market taught them some very valuable lessons?

- Steve Burns

Acting on a blue screen is awful.

- Steve Burns

I learned really valuable lessons from 'Blue's Clues.' I'd repeat them every day. 'You can do things. You are smart.

- Steve Burns

The majority of short term trading results are just random. In the long term the money ends up with those that can trade and manage risk.

- Steve Burns

If we want parents to be discerning about what children are watching then we need to put stuff in there for them to watch, too.

- Steve Burns

Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.

- Steve Burns

I'm not supposed to talk about the snail. The snail is, well, congratulations to whoever noticed it. It's supposed to be a thing where you gotta look…

- Steve Burns

Well, my aspirations certainly were not to be in a pre-school show. I mean, it's certainly nothing that I considered; it's nothing I ever thought any…

- Steve Burns