I am nothing that isn't professional.

- Johnny Knoxville

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

- Johnny Knoxville

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

- Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

- Johnny Knoxville

I'm just basking in the glory.

- Johnny Knoxville

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

- Johnny Knoxville

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to …

- Johnny Knoxville

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

- Johnny Knoxville

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after put…

- Johnny Knoxville