parents-religious-closest-trinity-visa-mastercard-american-express-merryweather

My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday?

0/5 (0)

Laurie Halse Anderson's Popular Quotes

0 Comments

Login to join the discussion