Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees - Matt Groening
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
- Matt Groening
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you. - Matt Groening
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson - Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - Matt Groening
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. - Matt Groening
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson. - Matt Groening
My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. - Matt Groening
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. - Matt Groening
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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