I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.

- Alan Titchmarsh

Once I was on a plane and a woman said to me, 'Now, what's the matter with my tomatoes?' And I said, 'Well, it's a bit difficult to see from here.' S…

- Alan Titchmarsh

Always take much less than you think you'll need.

- Alan Titchmarsh

I am partly to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it?s everywhere these days.

- Alan Titchmarsh

Don't overdo the booze especially while flying - just because it's there doesn't mean you need to drink it. Everything in moderation.

- Alan Titchmarsh

I've covered a lot of the British countryside and the UK from top to bottom and side to side. It's such a pity more people don't appreciate what's on…

- Alan Titchmarsh

I don't spend much on clothes. I buy old books. I tell myself I ought to save - it's the classic Northern work ethic. I like good holidays, though. I…

- Alan Titchmarsh

Be kind to your garden and be gentle on your back!

- Alan Titchmarsh

Julia Roberts was really rather lovely. I had to interview her on Pebble Mill At One years ago. You learn not to be starstruck if you're trying to ge…

- Alan Titchmarsh