If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

- Jesse Ventura

Marijuana makes the best bio-diesel fuel on the planet, so it can make you energy. It grows 15 feet a summer, so it's a renewable resource. It makes …

- Jesse Ventura

I wish they would pass a law where all Democrats and Republicans had to wear NASCAR racing suits, because if you look at the NASCAR drivers, it tells…

- Jesse Ventura

Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

- Jesse Ventura

Until you have hunted men, you haven’t hunted yet.

- Jesse Ventura

I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.

- Jesse Ventura

Remember something, if you will, about voting: Voting is not a horse race, you're not going there thinking "Gee, I gotta pick the winner so I can bra…

- Jesse Ventura

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

- Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in oth…

- Jesse Ventura