I recently watched that Lucie Arnaz-produced documentary [Lucy and Desi: A Home Movie, 1992] about her parents [Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz], and I s…

- Ben Stiller

God was showing off when he made you.

- Ben Stiller

I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners.

- Ben Stiller

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

- Ben Stiller

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

- Ben Stiller

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better acto…

- Ben Stiller

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it.

- Ben Stiller

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !

- Ben Stiller

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

- Ben Stiller