Thou shalt not take anything on faith

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People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forci…

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Everyday is an atheist holiday.

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Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

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Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

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If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

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Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

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God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

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Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

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