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I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people's thoughts. I don't believe that as a comic I can convert anyone's opinion. I think I can maybe make someone look in one direction or the other but I can't make a religious person stop believing in God.

Jim Jefferies
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Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

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Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

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I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

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God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

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I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and …

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We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

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If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

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I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

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Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

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