People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to … - Rob Delaney
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to …
- Rob Delaney
We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the … - Rob Delaney
We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the …
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk … - Rob Delaney
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk …
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo. - Rob Delaney
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.
A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be up and can help the other … - Rob Delaney
A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be up and can help the other …
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. - Rob Delaney
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. - Rob Delaney
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire. - Rob Delaney
Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.
I no longer believe in freedom of speech. - Rob Delaney
I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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