People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.
I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it. - Rob Huebel
I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.
- Rob Huebel
I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts. - Rob Huebel
I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.
I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on. - Rob Huebel
I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.
You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - seriou… - Rob Huebel
You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - seriou…
If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a … - Rob Huebel
If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a …
That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is … - Rob Huebel
That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is …
I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pict… - Rob Huebel
I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pict…
When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everyt… - Rob Huebel
When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everyt…
I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad. - Rob Huebel
I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.
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