It doesn't take a brilliant mind to notice that adults are telling you what to do and then they do the opposite. I mean, I can't recall every stupid …

- Al Jaffee

I guess if people all followed the basic principles of their own religions, they would love everybody instead of hating half the world.

- Al Jaffee

Almost every cartoonist, when he's sitting down to draw a funny face, if you watch him closely, his mouth is gonna curl to the expression that he's d…

- Al Jaffee

Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not have been possible.

- Al Jaffee

When I had independence, it was a constant battle within me to figure out when am I on my own. And also the insecurity that my life engendered, espec…

- Al Jaffee

When you live from freelance check to freelance check, your mind is always on "What's the next piece I'm going to write, or draw, that'll pay this mo…

- Al Jaffee

I don't have anything against organized religions, except when they engender hatred for other religions. A lot of that we see today, where the Muslim…

- Al Jaffee