Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. - Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
- Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. - Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going. - Jeremy Clarkson
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. - Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - Jeremy Clarkson
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? - Jeremy Clarkson
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler - Jeremy Clarkson
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. - Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And … - Jeremy Clarkson
Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And …
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