I don't try to be anything. I just want to play my game.

- Jaromir Jagr

I love to play for Pittsburgh. If they can't afford me, then I'd love to play in L.A. or New York.

- Jaromir Jagr

Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years …

- Jaromir Jagr

I yell at the players if I don't like the way they are playing. But when they're playing well, I hug them.

- Jaromir Jagr

For me, it is the worst kind of sacrilege if you are given some of special talent and you don't take advantage of this gift.

- Jaromir Jagr

It's tough in the NHL; you have to produce on a high level. And everybody expects you to do it because you make a lot of money. And I never minded it…

- Jaromir Jagr

You appreciate things after you lose them.

- Jaromir Jagr

When I'm not happy, I can't play. That's just the way I am.

- Jaromir Jagr

Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.

- Jaromir Jagr