It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of i…

- Kyril Bonfiglioli

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

- Kyril Bonfiglioli

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

- Kyril Bonfiglioli

I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine gettin…

- Kyril Bonfiglioli

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

- Kyril Bonfiglioli