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I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter is dirty, but the pictures I paint are really funny. A lot of comics don't understand that that's what it's about. It's just, "I'll be dirty and they'll laugh." Nobody's becoming a superstar that way.

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I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a gir…

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Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive…

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Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by…

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When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

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Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

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I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with …

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