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Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

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My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

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My act is based on my life.

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I love to work. I love doing standup.

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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

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I have a no-apology policy.

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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come ou…

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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

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