People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpf… - Jack Dee
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpf…
- Jack Dee
If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me. - Jack Dee
If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
My character, Rick Spleen, is a what-if version of me, really, where nothing did quite turn out right and everything else is still around the corner. - Jack Dee
My character, Rick Spleen, is a what-if version of me, really, where nothing did quite turn out right and everything else is still around the corner.
Well, I don't ever get excited. I haven't been excited since I got a Chopper bicycle when I was about 12. Once you get older you realise there's alwa… - Jack Dee
Well, I don't ever get excited. I haven't been excited since I got a Chopper bicycle when I was about 12. Once you get older you realise there's alwa…
Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three - Jack Dee
Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three
I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways. - Jack Dee
I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest. - Jack Dee
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom - Jack Dee
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rath… - Jack Dee
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rath…
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