People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! - Chris Farley
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
- Chris Farley
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. - Chris Farley
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug. - Chris Farley
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
You gotta fight for your right to vote! - Chris Farley
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want… - Chris Farley
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want…
I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. - Chris Farley
I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. - Chris Farley
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. - Chris Farley
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it… - Chris Farley
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it…
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