People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer - Bo Burnham
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
- Bo Burnham
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. - Bo Burnham
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head. - Bo Burnham
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth. - Bo Burnham
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine. - Bo Burnham
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you. - Bo Burnham
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi… - Bo Burnham
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi…
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? - Bo Burnham
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. - Bo Burnham
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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