In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge.
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories. - Michael Showalter
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
- Michael Showalter
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny q… - Michael Showalter
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny q…
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time. - Michael Showalter
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.
I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman. - Michael Showalter
I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman.
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspa… - Michael Showalter
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspa…
I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Thou… - Michael Showalter
I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Thou…
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. - Michael Showalter
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
I am very athletic, actually, and I'm good at most sports. But I was never a successful athlete, because I have a lot of trouble with authority. To b… - Michael Showalter
I am very athletic, actually, and I'm good at most sports. But I was never a successful athlete, because I have a lot of trouble with authority. To b…
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. - Michael Showalter
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.
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