Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take. - Blaize Clement
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.
- Blaize Clement
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears wo… - Blaize Clement
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears wo…
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out. - Blaize Clement
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.
Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old. - Blaize Clement
Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house. - Blaize Clement
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's j… - Blaize Clement
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's j…
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food. - Blaize Clement
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.
August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge. - Blaize Clement
August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left their food b… - Blaize Clement
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left their food b…
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