I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all… - Bill Bailey
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all…
- Bill Bailey
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis… - Bill Bailey
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis…
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. - Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically. - Bill Bailey
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi… - Bill Bailey
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi…
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand. - Bill Bailey
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. - Bill Bailey
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. - Bill Bailey
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster - Bill Bailey
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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