Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime. Can you imagine those two men together making love? If there's a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle just a little bit at the thought of those two men together - this has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference. At that level it's art, you monkey. You should be honored that you share the same restroom with those Greek gods.
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. - Daniel Tosh
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
- Daniel Tosh
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect! - Daniel Tosh
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars. - Daniel Tosh
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten count… - Daniel Tosh
There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten count…
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist. - Daniel Tosh
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly. - Daniel Tosh
Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'. - Daniel Tosh
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying. - Daniel Tosh
I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen be… - Daniel Tosh
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen be…
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