Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created o…

- Spider Robinson

You know what gives me the courage to keep on living? The courage to love myself a little? It's having a whole bunch of friends who really give a god…

- Spider Robinson

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

- Spider Robinson

In 1971, after seven years in college, with that magic piece of paper clutched triumphantly in my fist, the best job I was able to get was night watc…

- Spider Robinson

Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I kn…

- Spider Robinson

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

- Spider Robinson

When writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence...in love, never settle...value yourself first and this will help you to value others..…

- Spider Robinson

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

- Spider Robinson

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

- Spider Robinson