I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. - Walter Matthau
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
- Walter Matthau
Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter… - Walter Matthau
Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter…
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I n… - Walter Matthau
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I n…
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow. - Walter Matthau
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks. - Walter Matthau
To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.
I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could play an art critic-I could play the guy next door. I… - Walter Matthau
I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could play an art critic-I could play the guy next door. I…
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. - Walter Matthau
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month. - Walter Matthau
My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month.
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