The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.
When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost a… - Stephan Pastis
When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost a…
- Stephan Pastis
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick. - Stephan Pastis
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.
The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration. - Stephan Pastis
The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'g… - Stephan Pastis
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'g…
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun. - Stephan Pastis
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.
If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that. - Stephan Pastis
If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen. - Stephan Pastis
Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders. - Stephan Pastis
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like… - Stephan Pastis
The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like…
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