Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm sorry, Lord Sandys, your son has contracted neythen and won't live a month. No, no, there's nothing I can do. Sandys would have preferred hearing that to syphilis.

Eloisa James's Popular Quotes

There's nothing I like more than meeting velvet clad peers while wrapped in a towel.

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Life without a phone is riskier, lonelier, more vivid.

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Shame can kill the imagination. It's hard to keep writing in the face of cultural derision.

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I would prefer not to throw myself on a funeral pyre. Please come back to me.

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Let go of the anger, hang on to the good lessons.

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We all think we have time, you know. It's this miracle substance and there seems to be so much of it, and then all of a sudden, it's gone.

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Life should not be measured by time. The only thing that counts is how one uses the time one has.

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I don't want Christmas season to end, because it's the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.

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