My parents' convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong. For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of '90s grunge - if you got it n…

- Adam Pally

For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I'm only going to have to run.

- Adam Pally

At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

- Adam Pally

I am open to doing anything. I don't think in this day and age that, aside from two or three people, there isn't an actor who can just do one thing. …

- Adam Pally

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

- Adam Pally

Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm auditioning for understand I'm an improviser and I like to …

- Adam Pally

You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It's a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.

- Adam Pally

I moved around a lot as a kid, and when you're always entering new places at that age, you kind of have to learn how to adapt yourself, and I felt a …

- Adam Pally

I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' may be one of the greatest songs ever written.

- Adam Pally