He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
- Jim Davis
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. - Jim Davis
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. - Jim Davis
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen - Jim Davis
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. - Jim Davis
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. - Jim Davis
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. - Jim Davis
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
When in doubt, pig out! - Jim Davis
When in doubt, pig out!
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