God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

- Addison Mizner

Poets are born, not paid.

- Addison Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

- Addison Mizner

They also swear who only stand and wait.

- Addison Mizner

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

- Addison Mizner

Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.

- Addison Mizner

It is my plan to create a city that is direct and simple... To leave out all that is ugly, to eliminate the unnecessary, and to give Florida and the …

- Addison Mizner

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

- Addison Mizner

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him

- Addison Mizner