The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that every other animal's favorite animal is the sloth?
A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on t… - Ann Burton
A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on t…
- Ann Burton
Don't confuse simple, reasonable honesty with radical silliness. There is no reason to try to articulate blurry feelings or over-explain every detail… - Ann Burton
Don't confuse simple, reasonable honesty with radical silliness. There is no reason to try to articulate blurry feelings or over-explain every detail…
Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood. - Ann Burton
Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood.
Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones. - Ann Burton
Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.
Footballers are going on strike? When can they start? - Ann Burton
Footballers are going on strike? When can they start?
Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them ho… - Ann Burton
Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them ho…
Sloths have no real natural body odor, which helps hide and protect them from potential predators. As a result, their natural smell is a projection o… - Ann Burton
Sloths have no real natural body odor, which helps hide and protect them from potential predators. As a result, their natural smell is a projection o…
Sloths have low metabolisms, so they have to move slowly in order to conserve energy. However, they aren't aimless or "lazy" and they actually move a… - Ann Burton
Sloths have low metabolisms, so they have to move slowly in order to conserve energy. However, they aren't aimless or "lazy" and they actually move a…
Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you ask? Like laun… - Ann Burton
Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you ask? Like laun…
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