Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran ... in one shot on his website he appears to be dressed only in flowers. Oh - here's the page, you'll see …

- Eddie Mair

The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps…

- Eddie Mair

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

- Eddie Mair

Our editor came to work today in a vibrant pink shirt. Vibrant. Several members of staff have had to go home sick.

- Eddie Mair

well with me now is Geoffrey Robinson. He was once voted 'After-dinner Speaker of the Year', so if you've had your tea, you're in for a treat

- Eddie Mair

Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers".

- Eddie Mair

As a Doctor, I'm often asked: why can't we see more pictures of Albania?

- Eddie Mair

I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.

- Eddie Mair

Yesterday people were going past my window in t shirts and dresses. But that's the men at the BBC for you.

- Eddie Mair