I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.
As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach. - John Swartzwelder
As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.
- John Swartzwelder
They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? - John Swartzwelder
They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?
If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. - John Swartzwelder
If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.
I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time an… - John Swartzwelder
I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time an…
I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days. - John Swartzwelder
I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to se… - John Swartzwelder
I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to se…
I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. - John Swartzwelder
I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.
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