I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a …

- Denis Leary

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all y…

- Denis Leary

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other…

- Denis Leary

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.

- Denis Leary

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

- Denis Leary

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.

- Denis Leary

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

- Denis Leary

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect a…

- Denis Leary

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

- Denis Leary