You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'. - Oscar Levant
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
- Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view. - Oscar Levant
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts. - Oscar Levant
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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