Pot is like a gang of Mexican bandits in your brain. They wait for thoughts to come down the road, then tie them up and thrash them.

- Kevin Rooney

I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.

- Kevin Rooney

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.

- Kevin Rooney