Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.

- Richard J. Needham

The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.

- Richard J. Needham

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel ty…

- Richard J. Needham

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in l…

- Richard J. Needham

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

- Richard J. Needham

If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.

- Richard J. Needham

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

- Richard J. Needham

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment,…

- Richard J. Needham

Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. …

- Richard J. Needham